http://www.kellieoryourfriend.tumblr.com

7/22/2009

heirloom

thoughts in tub:

long distance relationships do not work because you cannot keep track of their ever changing hair colour
also,
might consider scrubbing beige tiles.

4 every action, 1 equal + opposite reaction

i went on the train home except it was quite full due to it being 5:15pm on a Wednesday.
inside i stood between people i did not see, only the words in and around page 1 of 1984, orwell.
i did hear something however: loud obnoxious wet sticky gum chewing

7/18/2009


“you can put your boots in the oven, but that don’t make them biscuits.”
1 a.m. bath in shirt 1-4 in. deep very hot water
very hot water

7/12/2009

1 worried eye

my face is not symmetrical. no matter how i feel i have one worried eye

7/10/2009

they both bring some relief




is there really any difference between the hot and heavy light of a kerosene lamp and the first soft creeping glow of morning?
you know those machines used to aerate lawns?
yes you do.
well i would like it if someone would just come up to me with one.
a strange man would.
i would like him to aerate my soul.

eg- rip it apart and expose it to oxygen

7/08/2009


o cher o susan sarandon o o o jacko. o hair!

7/05/2009

worldly feet, gatorade and eisley on the new jersey turnpike
list of potential homes

1. a) bowery side view

1. b) bowery with nice tree

2. lower east-side 'end war'

3. little italy fire escapes

4. staten island renovation

7/03/2009

it's whatever works

if you need to feel good go get a foot massage



the genius never really works out, he's far too crazy.
and well the simpleton, she gets to live on a boat with the romantic jaw-clencher
hows that for a happy ending, you do need to feel good
you're a professional athlete with that limp!

7/02/2009

excellent company in the form of a letter

just a nice hot coco with teeny little marshmellows in sweltering july heat


how would you like to die: "i would like to get torn apart from wild animals" - jerry the actor